viciousjazz asked: if you ever need anything you can always call me. don't forget (:
i miss you!
i miss you!
Oh great fucking good lord. One of my coworkers whom I haven’t spoken to in a long ass time texted me out of nowhere. So I’m chatting it up and he’s like “I’m drunk.” So I’m like “cool, party?” He proceeds to explain he was supposed to meet up with some chick get head and chill but she ditched out and he’s drinking by himself to pass...
I’m enjoying my hatred so much more than I ever enjoyed love. Love is...– White Oleander by Janet Fitch (via thechocolatebrigade)
I have really good friends. I have amazing fucking friends. I really miss you guys. I’m sorry I haven’t paid much attention to you all or even given any of you the time of day to say hello or see how you all are doing. Sorry Ive basically been MIA. Sorry I havent been treating you guys like you treat me. Especially when I make the effort to actually go see any of you for once and...
Ive had an influx of “adult” content blogs following me. The fuck.
If you follow me and then unfollow me for the sake of gaining followers thinking I might follow back: No. Prepare for immense anal sex in your ask box.
AWESOME A GAY PORN BLOG JUST STARTED FOLLOWING ME WATCHU KNOW ABOUT ANAL
Well, maybe you shouldn’t have been going 100+ mph in your Porsche. Just saying.
I just want you to know that I did not forget about your text. I’m just a lazy ass at texting. Also, I do plan on coming over for a surprise visit some time to hang out, perhaps this upcoming week. :D I want to see how big your puppies are now!
Drinking by myself on Father’s Day. HELLL YAWWWW. I haven’t drank in half a year.
I’m watching the Third Reich again for the fifth time on The History Channel ;-; Anyways, Happy Father’s Day!
Wow, you look amazing.
Even in cookie pants?
Especially in cookie pants.
Walk around all day not knowing you have your period. Hell yeah. Wake up at 7AM the next morning with crippling cramps and asking your mom to get chocolate for you. zzz QQQQQQQQQQ
batarangs: If you’re crying because the design of a social networking site has changed, it’s probably time for you to reevaluate some of your life choices. Wahahaha
Random shit I’ve been remembering all day: I miss giving lapdances to chick friends at raves ;-; Alter solum whar yu goed.
Yesterday is proof of why I still feel like you are one of the greatest friends I could ever have. It’s been months since we’ve hung out or talked and absolutely nothing has changed about our friendship, in a good way of course. :) BTW That banana is soooooo long.